We are a research company who research habbits of common thefts regarding iPod and Zune products.
Exibit a) Hide-a-Zune (an iPod casing containing a Zune)
Exibit b) Hide-a-Pod (vice-versa)
Both were left on a bench in the park. Exibit b) was left alone and we actualy got a warning from the “owner” of the park bench (a homeless fellow) to remove this useless piece of .
Exibit a) was stolen… for about 1 day. The next day we noticed the same Hide-a-Zune ,empty, with a note attached to it. The note had the following written on it: ” i was the one who stole this …thing. I was heartbroken when i saw it was something entirely different.I realise now how crime DOES NOT PAY. I apologize and return this product to you – except the casing that resembles the iPod. I should tell you i went to the police station and confessed what i did.”
Another research project was involved about safety of the products.And we concluded that Hide-a-pod is a very useful tool in self-defence purposes. In one case, a burglar begged for mercy from the sight of this contraption. Another similar case – this time a stick-up robber – was knocked down cold when this object was thrown at his head.
In conclusion,this is a very interesting product – it has multiple uses and it is a friendly helper for the ones in distress.
Sincerely,
The Researchers Inc.
